🚨🔥BREAKING SPACE NEWS ALERT🔥🚨 So ya boi Mark Kelly, a real-life astronaut-turned-senator (⭐️ peep that space privilege), is out here demanding we keep the space shuttle Discovery in the Smithsonian. Why? Because his 2x rides to infinity and beyond are worth taxpayer cash 💰, apparently! Can we just take a moment to appreciate the galactic irony of this? 🚀😅 Lawmakers like the squad of Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, and Dick Durbin (aka the Space Avengers) are like, “NO DEMAND?!” while the public is just here like 👀 “We wanna see the shuttle, but also we don’t want to pay for it!” 🤔💸 In leaked quotes, Mark is allegedly saying, *“Look, if you want a piece of history, you gotta pay up. Or else, we’re throwing you all into the Bermuda Triangle.”* 💀 Like, sir, how many trips to orbit did you need to get this outta touch? Outside of NASA, the real stonks are in collectibles, and those shuttles ain't no Pokémon cards. 😂💳 Put ‘em in Houston or you might as well throw ‘em in the dumpster fire we call 2023! Prediction: Within 5 years, we’ll see taxpayer-funded space shuttles flying around like *McDonald’s Happy Meals* at kids’ parties. 🍔🚀 This is fine, right? 🤡💀 #SpaceFlex💫