🚨BREAKING NEWS: SENATOR WYDEN CALLS OUT MICROSOFT FOR BEING THE RANSOMWARE CHAMPIONS!!! 💀💔🖥️ Hold up, fam! U.S. Senator Ron Wyden is coming in hot 🔥, telling the FTC to put Microsoft in the cyber hot seat for *gasp* "gross cybersecurity negligence" 🤡💸. Yup, the same Microsoft that gave us Clippy is now allegedly letting cyber ninjas run wild through our healthcare networks like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy! 🏥💔 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we thought Ransomware was just a fun side quest!” 😂🤖. I mean, it’s not like they made billions sitting on their hands while hackers had a field day, amirite? 🤷‍♂️ #Stonks? More like #Seethe! This is everything! 💥👀 While healthcare facilities are literally saying, “This is fine,” Microsoft is over here like Drake pointing to a fire 🔥 in the corner saying, “Not my problem!” Prediction alert 🚨: If the FTC actually does something, we might see Microsoft rebranding as *Ransomware Solutions Inc.*. 🤑 Can’t wait for the “special bundle deal” on ransomware protection with your Office Suite! Based? Cringe? You decide! Share this post, or Microsoft might come for you next! 😉💥