🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The federal judiciary just pulled a "This is fine" meme. 🔥☕️ Why? Because they let HACKER PIZZA PARTY from Russia slide right in and steal court documents like they were ordering a large pepperoni🍕💀. Senator 🦸‍♂️ Ron Wyden just hit the panic button, calling out the judicial system for their *negligence and incompetence* 👀 — like, bro, we've known about these vulnerabilities since 2020! Are they living in a matrix glitch or just scrolling TikTok all day? 🤔🔍 Imagine the scene: 🕵️‍♂️ Hackers laughing like *Drake pointing* at the incompetence while our senators are like “Do we even need cybersecurity?” 🤦‍♂️ *Stonks* are down, fam. 💰📉 Leaked developer quote: “It’s like they left the vault door wide open and said ‘Come on in, hackers, we’ve got free Wi-Fi!’” 🤖💻 Hot take? 🚀 The feds will invent a new cybersecurity program called “We Promise We’re Not Incompetent This Time” by 2025, but it’ll be a glorified weather app. 🌪️ So while the judish-buds are learning cybersecurity 101 at the speed of a dial-up modem, stay safe out there, fam! The real hackers are watching. 😎💥 #CyberPanic #JudiciaryIsCringe