🚨💥 ALERT! BREAKING: The Senate just threw a massive wrench into the machine! 🚀😱 We’re talking about a CHONKY policy slapping Nvidia and AMD with a big ol’ “U.S.A. FIRST, BABY!” sticker 🗽💵🔥. Hold onto your RGB keyboards, folks! 💻💚 In a world where we were all vibing with the idea of AI chips making our lives a breeze 🤖✨, the Senate decided “Nah, we need to prioritize the land of bald eagles and baseball!” 🦅⚾️ Sorry, China! Looks like your AI revolution just got grounded like a toddler at a candy store! 🍬✋ “Yeah, uh, we gotta ensure US companies get their chips before you guys,” said an imaginary Nvidia dev who’s definitely not sweating bullets in the break room. 🔥💀 "Just trying to make sure the next TikTok dance is powered by American-made chips!" 😂 So what’s next? A reality show where Nvidia and AMD fight over chip contracts? “Survivor: Semiconductor Edition”? 🌴💡 I can hear the theme music now! And here's my unhinged hot take: If the Senate keeps this up, we might see stonks go to lunar levels! 🚀 But also, this could lead to a dark timeline where TikTok becomes… CRINGE FREE? YIKES! 🤡🔥 What a plot twist! Share this chaos and prepare for a wild ride! 🌌🔮 #ChipsNotChinks #AIOrDie