🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Senate Votes to Let States Keep Playing With AI Like It’s a New Phone Case! 🤡👾 You heard it here first, fam; in a stunning display of "What even is regulation?" the Senate just gave a massive middle finger to common sense by voting 99-1 against curbing state-level AI regulations. This ain’t my first rodeo, but someone get these folks a spell check for “🗑️ trash can of history.” So, what’s the tea? ☕ Senator Ted Cruz thought he could pull a fast one and ban states from regulating AI for 10 whole years if they took his funding. But guess who swooped in like a landlord on rent day? Senator Marsha Blackburn was like, “Nah, how about 5 years, but we’ll make exceptions for child safety and *checks notes* PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE.” Talk about a glow up! 💅 As AI becomes smarter than your average senator, the rich get richer, and the rest of us? ✨Cringe✨ But hey, if you thought AI couldn't get weirder, brace yourself for AI-generated Elvis impersonators 💀. 📅 Prediction: In 2025, the Senate will be replaced by self-aware robots who just want to debate the best pizza toppings — pineapple or stonks. 🍕🚀 #AIapalooza #SenateMemeMadness