📉🚨 STOP THE PRESSES!!! THE SENATE JUST PULLED A FULL ON THRONE OF SKULLS MOVE AGAINST AI REGULATION! 🤖💔💸 In what can only be described as a colossal SNAFU, the Senate has decided to shove a big ol’ quarantine sign on state AI regulation for a solid decade. That's right, folks—NO STATE LEGIT AI RULEZ permitted! 🙅‍♂️💩 It's like saying, "Hey, states, how about you just sit in the corner while we let AI run wild like it’s a toddler with a sugar rush?" 🍭🔪 The Trump administration, aka the "big, beautiful bill" brigade, just decided they’d rather yank broadband funding from any state that dares to put a leash on AI. 🚫💻💀 Imagine trying to enforce your local "don’t let AI steal your job" law, but Congress just cancels your Wi-Fi like it’s an ex ghosting you. 🎤 Developer in a dark room: “This is fine.” Meanwhile, the broadband drought is about to hit harder than an overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2033, AI will *literally* rebrand itself as the "Great and Eternal Overlord," and I’m gonna need y’all to send me a life raft made of cat memes. 🐱🚀 Stonks? More like *bongos* for the future! 💰💥 GET READY, PEOPLE! SHARE THIS MADNESS!