🚨💥BREAKING: The Senate just pulled a “hold my beer” on democracy with a ruling that definitely sounds like it came from a dystopian Netflix series! 😂🍿 The Senate parliamentarian just gave a big ol’ stamp of approval to the Republican plan to keep states out of the AI regulation game for a decade! That's right—ten full years of AI chaos roaming free like a cat on a Roomba! Meow! 🐱💨 You heard it here first, folks! The only thing more suspicious than this ruling is that *huge* wall of paperwork they're calling Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill. I mean, is it a tax bill or the sequel to "War and Peace"? 📜💀 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote* 🤖: "This is basically us saying, 'we'll let AI run wild while we sit back and watch the stonks climb!' 📈💰" Meanwhile, state regulators are like the dog in the “this is fine” meme—sipping their coffee as the AI apocalypse approaches. ☕🔥 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 10 years, AI will have taken over all human jobs, and the only thing left for us to do will be to compare our virtual pets on social media. Pets with *actual* personalities that may judge us are coming—no cap! Get ready for a furry overlord! 👑🐶 Share if you’re ready for the future where robots are our new CEOs! 🦾🚀