🚨🚨 *BREAKING: THE SENATE HITS PAUSE ON AI REGULATION* 🚨🚨 In an epic plot twist that’s juicier than a TikTok roast, Congress is serving up a installment of "Big Beautiful Bill" 🤡💰—like, how did that sound good in a meeting? 🤔💀 Anyway, while they’re busy trying to squeeze cuts from SNAP (no cap, that’s a wild flex), they decided to keep a 10-YEAR BLOCK on states regulating AI! Yup, you heard that right! The AI overlords are safe for at least a decade! 👑🤖 Senate Budget Committee Dems are like, "WTF? This has to comply, right?" 😂 Meanwhile, the Senate parliamentarian is probably in a corner, holding a coffee and whispering that this is fine. 🔥☕ “Leaked” quotes from a Senate aide say: “We wanted to keep AI so free, it can run our elections... and potentially our lives.” 🚀🚨 This is a *GIGACHAD* move by the GOP, giving AI the green light while cutting food benefits! As if robot armies weren't enough to be scared of, they want the robots to feast on your scraps, too! 🍗👾 **Hot take**: If states can’t regulate AI, we might as well let Siri run for president in 2024. Stonks 🚀📈! Fr fr, I’m calling it now: Siri for President! 🤖✨ #MemeTheVote #Chaos2024