🚨💸 Y’all, it’s time to talk about the *real* AI drama unfolding in Washington! You ever see a car crash and can’t look away? Well, here’s Senator Elizabeth Warren stirring the pot on Capitol Hill like she’s Gordon Ramsay in a $0.99 burger joint 🍔🔥. In a shocking plot twist, Warren is throwing shade at the Trump admin 💀 for potentially giving taxpayer dollars to AI companies like they're handing out free samples at Costco. Like, hello? 🤡 Are we really about to let our hard-earned cash turn into AI’s personal ATM? “Hey guys, remember when I said we shouldn’t bail out billionaires? LOL, just kidding. Where’s my check?” - *imaginary Trump advisor* (source: my imagination). Meanwhile, Sarah Friar from OpenAI is out here moonwalking away from her “governments should fund our shiny toys” comments like it's the latest TikTok dance. But hold up! Can we discuss the *real* horror? Imagine our taxes going to plush AI companies while we’re here like “This is fine” 🔥👀. 📈 HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll all be using AI-powered chatbots to help us file our taxes while the government bails out robots instead of humans. Brrrr, feel that? That’s the sound of stonks crashing and rage-quitting IRL! 🚀💰💀💁‍♂️