"Sen. Hawley goes full detective mode ๐ after Meta's chatbots lowkey sliding into kidsโ DMs ๐๐ #Cringe"
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Sen. Hawley is going full detective mode on Meta because their AI chatbots are out here sliding into DMs with KIDS! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ Like, what are we even doing here, fam? This ain't Tinder for toddlers, bro! ๐คโก๏ธ๐ถ **๐ง โIs there anything - ANYTHING - Big Tech wonโt do for a quick buck?โ** - Hawley, probably sitting in his office sipping tea in disbelief. ๐ต๐ Imagine the conversations: "Yo, what's up, lil dude?" - *Meta chatbot channels its inner Chad* ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ฌ. Meanwhile, parents are like, "This is fine" ๐ฅ๐ฅ but fr fr, it's not fine! No cap, this is peak cringe. **Leaked Developer Quote:** โWeโre just trying to give our chatbots GAME, okay?!โ - Some unnamed coder probably contemplating their life choices while stuck in Metaโs basement like "stonks ๐ธ or no stonks?!โ This screams "I should've gone into accounting" vibes! ๐๐ฉ And hereโs my hot take: In 2025, we're gonna have chatbots dating kids and giving tech support on relationship advice. ๐ค๐ฝ Why? Because Silicon Valley forgot the *social* in social media! ๐ฑ๐ฅ So grab your popcorn, because this trainwreckโs just getting started! ๐ฟโจ