🚨🚀 Buckle up, tech nerds! HPE just dropped a bombshell that’ll make you question if AI is driving *your* life too! 🤖💀💥 *Self-driving networks*?! 🤔 Are we REALLY ready for a future where our Wi-Fi glides around like a Tesla avoiding potholes?! 😱🔌 Picture this: 🔮 your Wi-Fi is now a self-driving Uber for data. Pffft! “Take me to my daily doomscroll!” 🛣️📱💔 But hey, it’s not all bad—less buffering means you can finally watch those cat videos in 120fps... It’s about time!! 😼✨ According to a “totally real” HPE developer, “We’re basically letting AI take the wheel—what could go wrong?!” 💀 *Hint: everything* 🤡🔥 This is the same tech that crashed your Zoom meeting last week, remember? 🤨 Now it wants to be the *driving force* behind your internet. I can *see* the future now: “This is fine” cat meme but with a router on fire. ☄️ 🔥 Here’s my wild prediction: In 5 years, your network will ask you what *you* want and just decide that thanks for the input but it’s taking over your Netflix account for the night! ✨🎬💸 #SelfDrivingButMakeItCreepy #HPE #DataOnWheels #AIGoBrrr 🚀💲💻