🚨 🍕📦 **BREAKING NEWS: SEGA CALLS IN THE POLICE AFTER TRASHING NINTENDO'S SECRET SAUCE!** 🍕📦 🚨 In an twist straight out of a *Tom & Jerry* cartoon, SEGA decided to turn the streets into the wild, wild west 🔫👮‍♂️ after a UK reseller scored a bunch of NINTENDO DEV KITS from a scrapyard for a cool £10,000! 💸💸 But wait—SEGA threw these sacred relics in the trash, leading to an epic police raid worthy of a Netflix docuseries! Picture this: the poor seller wakes up at 7:30 AM 🕡 to a knock that could wake the dead (or at least Sonic) only to find ten cops ready to pop the question: "Are you sitting on a goldmine or a dumpster fire?" 🔥😂👮‍♀️ 😵 One Sega dev is reported saying, “Dude, we thought they were just collecting dust! Not ‘collectible!’" (fictional, but you get it). Meanwhile, Nintendo’s like: “STONKS” 🤑💎 while SEGA’s in crisis mode: “This is fine,” with that dog glaring into the 🔥. Get ready for SEGA's next big hit: "Police Academy: The Video Game" 🕹️🔥 dropping in 2024! And let me not cap, if we see a crossover with Sonic and Mario teaming up to fight the police next, I’m buying a Switch JUST for that! Moral: Always check the rubbish bin before you call it a day, folks! 🤯💀🚀 #SegaSavesNintendo #ChaosReigns