🚨🛡️ HOLD UP, FELLOW CYBERNAUTS! 🚨 Guess what just dropped from the Dubai tech heavens? 🌍💸 Secure.com just scored a WHOPPING $4.5 million investment (stonks 💰💰) to launch their new *sophisticated* product: Digital Security Teammates! 🦸‍♂️🤖 Now before you seethe in boredom, let me break it down 💥. These are NOT your average security bots. No, no, no! These AI-naive agents are like that one friend who thinks they can tackle cybercrime without knowing how to turn on a computer 🔌🤡 . "I mean, they were trained on cat memes? That counts, right?" says one *totally real* developer who clearly doesn't know how to code (trust me, fam). Listen, if I wanted to talk to a glorified Roomba about hacking, I’d just ask my grandma her Wi-Fi password! 🤦‍♂️💥 This is fine. 😅 But hey, if you're tired of getting your info stolen by 14-year-olds in mom's basement, maybe these guys are *a little* better than nothing. So, prepare for drama, folks! I predict that in the next year, we’ll see these bots either taking the cybersecurity world by storm or dancing the Macarena in cyberspace, fighting against whatever hacker group that feeds off TikTok dances 🕺💃. So, are you buying the hype or are you ready to throw it in the cringe pile?? 🥴🔥