🚨🕰️ BREAKING: APPLE AIN'T PLAYING - Second-gen Apple Watch Now Officially OBSELETE! 🤖💔💀 Ohhhhhh boy, if you’re still flexin' that ancient Apple Watch Series 1 or the cringey Series 2, it’s time to say goodbye to your digital wrist buddy! 🍏👋 Apple just tossed these relics into the dreaded “obsolete” pit, aka the tech equivalent of being sent to the cornfield. 🌽🚫 Developer quote "leaked": "Honestly, we just ran out of parts for those bad boys. 🤷‍♂️ If you're still rocking it, you might as well use it as a paperweight. 😅💩" Also discovered? Tim Cook said something like, “Bruh, just upgrade to the Series 9 or you’ll be out here like ‘This is fine’ while the future zips by at light speed! 🚀🔥” Meanwhile, the stonks of the second-gen just took a nosedive. 📉📉 Congrats, you’re officially vintage. It’s like wearing bell bottoms in 2023—based for some, but mostly just cringe! 🤦‍♂️ Prediction time: In 2025, Apple will resurrect the classic designs, but only available at a luxury price 💰💰 and we’ll all be lining up like sheep. BAHAHAAHA! 🐑🔥 Share this madness and let’s meme-ify your obsolete tech! 💥💥 #AppleWatch #ObsoleteGang