🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🚨🚨 In a plot twist even Hollywood wouldn’t buy, Curastory’s fearless leader, Tiffany Kelly, has clocked out like a kid waiting for summer vacation! 🎉👋 All because the SEC decided to play CSI with their books – yikes! 💼🔍 But worry not, fam! 💅 She’s handing the keys to the kingdom to none other than Dave “Dickman” (yes, you read that right!) who’s previously rocked the influencer marketing world (which is basically a circus on fire). 🎪🔥 It’s like trading Captain America for a knockoff knockoff; brace yourself for some hero-level chaos! 🤡💔 Tiffany was spotted saying, “I’m just giving myself a promotion to *sip piña coladas* in the Bahamas” during an *imaginary* AMA 🤔🗨️, while her replacement was caught saying, “I’m just here to make sure we keep milking that influencer cow for stonks!” 💰🐄 The real kicker? This whole saga feels like the “This is fine” dog meme but with more drama and less fire hose. 🔥🚒 🚀🔥 **Hot take:** Brace yourself, because I predict Curastory will soon become a meme marketplace for NFTs of corporate resignations! Welcome to the future, where every resignation comes with a limited-edition schadenfreude NFT! 💀💸 #CurstoryToCurseYou