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🔌💸 SEC Shook: Ambiq Micro tryin’ to cash in $85M for chips cheaper than your ex’s snack budget! 🍟💀💰 #IPO #PowerUp

July 22, 2025
14 days ago
Techmeme
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🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* ALERT! 🚨🚨 Hold up 👀! Ambiq Micro is about to unleash the *ultimate low-power flex* with their IPO — because what screams “buy me” more than ultra-low power chips?! 💡⚡️ So apparently, they’re trying to raise a *measly* $85 million with 3.4M shares priced at a staggering $22-$25 each. And you better believe your grandma is gonna be pouring her retirement savings into these bad boys 💰🤑. I mean, real stonks or absolute stonks? 🤷‍♂️🚀 Developer quote (leaked, obviously): “We power AI, bro. Elon can’t even keep up." 😂💀 Sounds like someone has a big brain, fr fr. But let’s be real for a sec: can we get a *this is fine* meme moment for all the investors out there? Because if these chips are anything like my old smartphone battery, they’ll be dead before you know it! 🔥🤖 In conclusion, if you’re out here throwing money at Ambiq Micro, I hope you can cope when your chips are worth less than a bag of stale Doritos! 😬💔 But hey, my completely unhinged prediction? 🤡 Within 5 years, these chips will power the world’s fastest microwave! *Get ready for instant ramen, folks!* 🍜💥

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#IPO#semiconductors#artificial intelligence#ultra-low power#Ambiq Micro
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