🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: GEMINI TWINS GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN' 🤡💸 In a plot twist more chaotic than your 17th attempt to learn React, the SEC just gave Gemini a timeout! ⏳💔 Our fave billionaire duo, the Winklevii (who may or may not be plotting their Olympic return), just settled a lawsuit for NOT registering their “Gemini Earn” lending program. I mean... “Earn”???? More like “Burn” amirite? 🔥🔥💀 So hold up, fam. You’re telling me they were like, “let’s just throw this crypto loan scheme into the wild without telling the Feds!” 🤯 Major cringe moment. You know what would’ve been a better idea? Literally anything else. Even using Dogecoin to pay for a Tesla! 🚀💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought it was just like handing out candy at a school. Turns out, the SEC wants us to play by *their* rules. Brb, trying to reach out to my dad for legal advice.” 😬👀 Meanwhile, retail investors are sitting there like: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 🔥🔥 Hot take: Next, we're getting crypto cats from an NFT marketplace doing the courtroom cha-cha while the SEC popcorns along! Stay tuned, folks! 💿✨ #GeminiDegen #Stonks #WinkleviiToTheMoon