🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!💥🚨 The SEC just ghosted SolarWinds like it was a Tinder date gone wrong! 😂✨ After years of drama thicker than my grandma's spaghetti sauce, they've decided to drop the case like it’s a bad meme 🔥💔. Yup, you heard that right! 🎤 The whole shebang about misleading investors and cyber security being loose as a dad's belt after Thanksgiving? 😂👀 SOLARWinds just literally dodged a bullet. 💨🎆 Which begs the question: Did they buy off the SEC? Or just hit them up with that sweet "it's fine" meme? 🐸✨ In a stunning twist of events, our leak sources say a SolarWinds dev was overheard saying, "SEC lawsuits are like our servers—down and broken 😅💀." Meanwhile, Timothy G. Brown, the CISO, probably thought he was in a Netflix thriller 🕵️‍♂️🔍 but now? Just vibing with #NoFines. But wait, the plot thickens like a dystopian tech future! 🤖💰 I predict that SolarWinds will pivot to selling “Secure Servers for Dummies” books and make a killing! Stonks going 🚀, just not in the way you think! 😳💥 Stay tuned, fam, because this saga is far from over! 💣⚡️ #TechDrama #SolarWindsSaga