🚨🥶 HOLD ON TO YOUR SNOWFLAKE COLD STORAGES, FOLKS! 🥶🚨 So like, *somewhere in Corporate America*, a Snowflake executive thought it was a good idea to slide into the DMs of some influencer and spill financial guidance secrets like it was TikTok tea time! 🍵📈💸 This ain’t no casual gossip, fam. We’re talking SEC filings! Basically, a corporate version of “this is fine” while the house is on fire 🔥🌪️. 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Dude thought he was getting the stonks up, but he just got the *don't speak to me until I've had my 5th coffee* treatment instead!” 🤡💀 The CRO, Mike Gannon, rolls in like, “Yeah, we meant to give financial guidance... but through a TikTok trend! 📹❣️” Because, you know, who needs regulatory compliance when you're trying to go viral?! 🤔 Drake is pointing, saying “We could’ve just hired a good PR firm” and yet here we are, laughing our way through the chaos! 🏆 Hot Take: 💥 Mark my words, our data overlords will soon be *partnering with influencers for quarterly earnings reports*. Yup, I can see it now: “Follow for more financial literacy, guys!” 🚀🔥 #SnowflakeDrama #SECWho? #InfluencerFinance