🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The SEC is coming for AppLovin like it's a mid-level boss in a bad video game! 👾👀 #AppLovinMeltdown So, here’s the tea ☕: The SEC is giving AppLovin the side-eye for allegedly hating on their platform partner agreements like they hate Mondays. 🤡💀 You know what that means? 🚫📈 Their stock (APP, not Apple you boomers) just dropped 14% faster than my motivation to go to the gym after New Year’s! 💔💰 Grab your popcorn 🍿 because sources say that when asked about this scandal, an imaginary AppLovin dev was like: “Why would I read agreements when I can just vibe with targeted ads? Stonks? More like sunk! 💩” 🚀💀 And get this: users are now getting ads for products they NEVER signed up for! Like, fr fr, I don’t need ADDITIONAL protein powder, my fridge is full of regrets. 😭💪 In a world where the SEC’s up in your business like a nosy neighbor, here’s a hot take 🔥: AppLovin will attempt a *rebrand* by next month, calling themselves “AdLovin’” and selling scented candles with targeted scents based on your browsing history. 🕯️👽 #VibeCheck This is fine. 😬🔪 Share if you feel the chaos! 🤖✨