🚨🦈 *BREAKING NEWS: SEA LTD HITS THE WAVES!* 🌊💰 Listen up, fam! Sea Ltd. just dropped their Q3 hits like they were handing out fire mixtapes. Revenues shot up a spicy 38% to $6 BILLION! Dolla bills y’all! 💵💵 But hold up, their profit is like that one friend who says they'll bring snacks but shows up empty-handed 😬. Only $375M net income while analysts were getting ready to throw a party for $433M. Like, bruh, who invited disappointment? 👀💀 🥳 Shopee is out here EATING too with a 35% glow-up to $4.3B. GMV? Up 28%! That's right, Shopee's got the *stonks* meme on LOCK! 🚀📈 Meanwhile, the e-commerce jungle in Southeast Asia is more savage than a TikTok dance-off. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I told my boss we should spend less on marketing, and now I’m writing this article in the ‘please fire me’ corner.” 🤖💔 *They’re spending like it’s a crypto pump and dump!* Prediction: SEA will literally start dropping “Shopee bucks” like they’re hot potatoes, and soon, online shopping will come with a side of TikTok dance-off challenges. 💃🕺💥 This is only the beginning, folks! Stay tuned! 🔥🥴