🎶🚨 HOLD UP! This ain't your mom's boring playlist hunt! 🚨🎶 In a plot twist no one asked for, a brave soul named Michael Bise decided to unleash the *musical time capsule* of Gap stores – and by *unleash* I mean he literally dug through ancient playlists like Indiana Jones 🎒😱. The man was vibin’ in a 90s Dallas Gap, probably rockin’ a fanny pack while he jammed out to deep cuts of David Bowie and The Bangles. 💔 "It wasn't the classic soft instrumentals," he said, but let us be real—every Gap playlist was basically a vibe check for suburban teens! If *THIS* is how you want to relive your childhood trauma, then jump onto this iconic nostalgia rocket! 🚀💣 For real, Bise's mission to catalog each bop from every Gap store since the dawn of time sounds like an episode of *High-Key: The Musical* where he fleshes out the BOPS you never knew you needed (who knew Gap was the underground club of 90s hits?). 🔥💰 Imagine being at a Gap now, shopping while “Planet Rock” blasts overhead, and somehow understanding the greatness of capitalism is all about the vibes! *Drake pointing* if you know this is based! 🎉 So buckle up, fam! In 2030, we might be jamming in a metaverse Gap, where every outfit comes with a customized playlist of *your* cringe mixtape. **Prediction: Gap's gonna drop a new ‘Gap’s Greatest Hits’ vinyl, and it'll turn into the next NFT craze. You heard it here first!** 👀💥💀