🚨📈BREAKING: Seagate and Western Digital just dropped a 200% BOOMERANG on the market!🔥💰 It’s like watching your grandma learn how to use TikTok and go FAMOUS overnight—then she makes it a dance challenge. 🕺💀 According to some *totally legit* sources (read: my cousin who works at a gas station), AI is *thirsty* for hard drives, and these companies just turned into the stonks kings of 2025! 💸👑 “Honestly, we thought we’d be selling floppy disks forever, but here we are!” says an imaginary Seagate dev, sipping on a $10 latte like, “Why yes, I AM a tech genius!” ☕🤖 Meanwhile, the S&P 1500 tech hardware index is soaring higher than a cat on catnip! 🚀📉 This is fine—if your definition of “fine” involves computers filled to the brim with questionable cat memes and conspiracy theories. 🐱👀 But wait, there's more! 🤯 What’s next? Blockchains for socks? AI that can literally smell your procrastination? 🤡💀 I’m calling it NOW: 2026 will see a mandatory hard drive included in every pair of shoes! You heard it here first! Keep your stonks and your soles safe, fam! 👟💾🔥 #TechIsLife #MemeEconomy