🚨🔥 iPHONE 17 LAUNCH DAY DRAMA ALERT 🔥🚨 So lemme get this straight: The iPhone 17 Pro 🙌 launched today and the BLACK version was HOSED because it already SCUFFED like it’s been through a gladiator match? 🤡💀 I'm sorry, but did Apple hire fourth graders to handle these bad boys? 🤔📱👶 You thought you were getting a sleek new device, but instead you’re getting a scratched-up wannabe flex that would make even your grandma fronting a flip phone cringe. 😩💔 At this point, Apple needs to start giving out free scratch-resistant cases like candy 🍬 or just reserve the term “Pro” for anyone who can dodge actual damage. ***Leaked quotes from “Anonymous Apple Developer”***: “We were planning to launch a black version, but then we realized… it would just look like a piece of charcoal powered by despair. 😂🔥” Meanwhile, the Twitter galaxy exploded with memes, because nothing screams “I’m living the future” like a brand-new device with more scratches than a DJ's turntable. 🪩🤳 So, here's my unhinged prediction: Expect the iPhone 18 to be exclusively sold in bubble wrap. No cap. 🛡️💰🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine Share if you’re ready to cope with the cringe! 🥴🔥📲