🚨💰💀 BREAKING: SCOTUS serves up that free healthcare bread! 🍞🤖 So the Supreme Court just flexed their gavel muscles and decided to keep the ACA’s preventive care part alive 🔥💪. This isn’t just a “yawn and scroll” moment, fam. No cap, millions of people can now snag cancer screenings, colonoscopies, and—get this—obesity screens FOR FREE! 🎉🥳 Imagine a world where you can get your mammogram without selling a kidney on the black market. Sounds like a W for America! 🌍💥 But wait! 🎭 I can hear the tech bros seething in their parents' basements: “Why isn’t this an app?” 🤡 Well, apparently saving lives and not being a complete cash-grab is still a thing! Developers at BigHealthCo are like: “We were thinking of launching an app called ‘ScreenSaver’ where we just remind you to keep breathing.” 😅👀 Drake be like, "You know that’s based!" while the stonks on preventing diseases go through the roof! 📈🚀 Listen up: Hot take! In 5 years, I predict your doctor will just be an AI in your pocket telling you that you have a “virus” every time you eat a slice of pizza. 🍕🤖 So repost this meme chaos because we’re keeping those screenings FREE and the vibes STRONG! 🔥💯 #HealthcareForAll #MemeTheSystem