🚨💀 ALERT! The Spyware Saga Continues: Scott Zuckerman is Back, and He Wants The FTC to Unban Him Like It’s an Extra Life in a Cringe Game! 🚀👾 So, let me set the scene for you: our boy Scott Zuckerman, the Barney Stinson of spyware—legendary but, like, not in a good way—was banned from the surveillance game in 2021. But what does he do next? *He straight-up pulls a Fortnite and builds a sneaky tower right back into the game! 🚧👀* Caught with his spyware hands in the cookie jar less than a year later! I mean, this guy's got more loopholes than your average Windows OS.💻🔍 Now, this dude is out here saying, “Hey FTC, can you do a bro a solid and unban me? This is fine!” 🤡🔥 Can we even COMPARE that level of audacity to anything? Maybe Drake pointing in disapproval? "No cap, fam, did you really think you could run a surveillance empire and then just, like, ask for permission? Stonks? More like NO stonks!" 📉💰 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, I thought we were just playing hide and seek with the law. Turns out, the law is playing tag and we’re always ‘it.’” 😂🤖 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Scott will have his own reality show—"Keeping Up with the Spyware”—where he explains how he outsmarts the FTC while making cringeworthy TikToks. Viral chaos incoming! 📺💥✨ Share this madness before Scott starts selling personal data at the next Swap Meet! #SpyWareAndTear 🍿💔