🚀💡 Welcome to the wild ride of NiCE Ltd's Analyst Summit, where Scott Russell, the new CEO aka "Captain of the Starship NiCE," is basically the protagonist of a tech thriller 👽! This isn’t your average snooze-fest; it’s more like if Frankenstein met a voice-activated chatbot in Vienna 😱🤖. Get ready for the chaos! First off, Scott dropped some spicy hot takes on “speed” 🔥—this is not a Fast & Furious sequel, but they’re definitely trying to drift into your DMs, contact-center-style. In case you didn’t know, “voice” isn’t just what you hear when your mom calls; it’s a whole mood 😤. Think AI whispering sweet nothings while you’re on hold 🥴. Meanwhile, Michelle Cooper is taking marketing vibes to the next level—let's just hope it’s not as cringe as last year's meme trends 🙄. And Jeff Comstock? The president of products and technology? More like president of “so much tech, so little time” 💀. In a totally *unverified* convo I had with an “insider,” they said, “If we don’t get this right, we’ll just be another ghost in the call center machine.” Yikes! 🔮 Hot Take: In 2024, NiCE will change its name to “NiCE, but Not Really,” and their mascot will be a sentient voicemail. Just you wait. 🤡💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #TechDrama