💔💥ALERT! THE FUTURE IS WIRELESS AND IT’S ABOUT TO MONITOR YOUR HEART LIKE A STALKER IN YOUR DMS! 😱💻 So, a squad of tech wizards just whipped up a heart rate monitor using a Raspberry Pi and Wi-Fi. Yes, you heard that right! 💾➡️📡💖 It’s like if a Pi and a FitBit had a baby 🤱, and honestly, I’m all in for a heart rate monitor that can ghost me at parties! 😅 🔍 Why is ZDNET droning on like a lost Wi-Fi signal tho? "What does ZDNET even mean?" More like ZZZZNET! 😂 This ain't no TikTok dance but we might as well boogie if it gets our 💖 pumping! "After hours of testing... blah blah blah," 👀 yeah right, we know assistant Ted in the basement just Googled "how to beat a sleep study" 😂💤. Imagine your heart rate connected to Wi-Fi like, "Yo, it’s 120 BPM right now cause I just saw a rat in the kitchen!" 🐀🔥 And JUST WAIT, the leaked developer quote, "We wanted it to feel less like a heart monitor and more like my Tinder bio—completely transparent and just a little desperate!" 😳💔 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: Soon, smart cities will have heart rate monitors fused into every traffic light. “Feeling stressed? Here’s some green light therapy.” 🚦🌌 In conclusion: Get ready to have your heart data swiped like Tinder swipes! Swipe right on chaotic health tech! 😍💚 #RaspberryHeartRate #TechWizards #Stonks