🚨🔫 BREAKING NEWS: COMPETITION FOR THE MEDIGUN JUST HEATED UP! 🔫🚨 So, like, scientists just dropped a brand-new healing gun for fixing busted bones—ya know, like Keith, your buddy who keeps trying to do tricks on a skateboard. Ouch! 💀 Imagine a Doctor Strange-level glow up, but instead of spells, you get shot with a healing blast. Fr fr, this is why we go to science class instead of art class—‘cause there are NO limits to healing tech! ✌️ But wait, before you go training for the Olympics with a biomechanical arm, this thing is, like, *only* for severe fractures and bone cancer treatment. So don’t expect it to fix your broken heart after that cringy date last weekend. 👀💔 🗣️ “It’s like the Medigun, but, like, not cool enough,” said a definitely real scientist who totally exists. “Also, I wish it worked on my feelings.” Yeah, we all do buddy, we all do. 😂 Long term prediction? Healing guns will totally dominate the next FPS game. Can't wait for the DLC: “Bone Wars 3000.”🚀🔥 #Stonks #SoBased #CopeAndSeethe Get ready! In the next 10 years, bone healing apps will literally be the new Tinder. Swipe right to heal!! 🤖💰💉