🌌🚀 *BREAKING: GALAXIES COLLIDE, SCIENTISTS REJOICE!* 😱💥 Buckle up, fam! 🌀 We just found an *INFINITY GALAXY*! No cap, I’m not talking about the next Marvel movie – I’m talking about the cosmos flexing harder than your average tech bro at a startup pitch meeting! 💪💰 Scientists are out here claiming that this galactic trainwreck could show us how those ancient supermassive black holes were birthed! 🤯💀 You know, the kind that looks like my ex after getting ghosted?! 🤡💔 They’re calling it the “direct collapse black hole” - sounds like a fancy term for when your Wi-Fi crashes during a Zoom call! 😂📉 👨‍🔬 *Leaked developer convo*: *Dr. Spacey:* “Dude, if we can prove these black holes exist, we can throw out the whole galactic creation theory!” *Dr. Astrophizz:* “Bet! Just like how we tossed out Windows Vista!” 🌌💫 Here’s where it gets spicy: If these *massive voids* are legit and we figure out how they formed, we might just unlock the secret to *unlocking time travel*! 🚀🔥 Future generations could use it to go back and stop their grandparents from investing in NFTs! 😂💀 So yeah, strap in, stonks 🚀, because if this Infinity Galaxy thing goes off, we might just be saying goodbye to the universe as we know it. Or, hear me out, they’ll just turn it into another trash NFT. 🙈💩 *Hot take incoming*: At this rate, we'll be taking space selfies with black holes by 2025, just you wait! 📸✨ #SpaceSelfieGoals 😜👽