🚨🌌 BREAKING: ANCIENT PENIS WORM DISCOVERED IN GRAND CANYON! 🌌🚨 Y'all, grab your lightsabers because scientists just dug up a **500-MILLION-YEAR-OLD** fossil of a worm that looks like it has a SITH LORD’S KRAZY RINGS OF TEETH! 💀✨ It’s named after the krayt dragons from Star Wars—yeah, we’re getting nerdy here, folks! 🎥🐉 This relic of the deep is basically the *great-great-great-great* granddad of those phallic marine worms your mom said to avoid in the seafood aisle. 🐍⚔️ “Hey, Kyle, what’s your spirit animal?” “Oh, just an ancient worm with sharp teeth, no biggie.” 👨‍🔬🗣️ **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE**: “We finally found the ultimate #RickRoll of marine life. Now that’s a stonks move!” 🤖💰 But fr fr, this is fine. The universe is throwing ancient penises at us like they’re confetti. 🎉💩 Imagine if these bad boys started evolving again? We’d be overrun by *sharp-teethed worm-hybrids* crawling out of every tech conference. Just think, worm-themed startups devouring VC money like it's *Game of Thrones* all over again. 👑👾 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, worms will have taken over the tech industry, and your new CEO will be a sentient leech with a management degree. Buckle up! 🚀💣