🚨🔊 BREAKING: Scientists Are Jumping Ship to Bluesky! 🌊💨 Listen up, fam! Scientists are saying “X” is a hard pass! 👋💀 With Elon turning Twitter into an angsty teenager’s diary, marine biologist David “The Shark Whisperer” Shiffman is like “Bye Felicia” 👋 and heading to Bluesky like a dolphin that just found open sea! 🐬🔄 Bro trained over 2,000 rookie scientists to thrive on the good ol’ Twitter, but now? They’re trying to navigate the chaotic storm of “X.” Imagine trying to discuss climate change while dodging Elon’s latest “funny” memes. 😬😱 David reportedly said, “If I have to teach scientists how to network while dodging bots and cringe culture, I’ll need a vacation subscription to Copium Island.” 😂🧳🌴🔥 So now it’s all about the *vibe check* on Bluesky, and honestly? That’s a whole mood. Imagine the sick tweets about saving the planet not being drowned out by viral cat pics and NFT bro nonsense. 🎤🔥 This is where the good science is! 💥 Hot Take: 🚀 In 2025, Bluesky will be the new home for all the cool nerds, while X will be just a wasteland of crypto scams and meme coins. So buy your Bluesky stock now! 📈💰💀 #Stonks What are you waiting for? Get your lab coats and join the chaos! 🤖🌌💥