🚨🔥 HOLD UP, PEOPLE! IT’S 2023 AND WE’RE STILL FIGHTING ABOUT SCIENCE LIKE IT’S A BRAWL IN A HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA! 🥤💥 In a world where summer feels like Mother Nature’s angry hot yoga class – flash floods, droughts, and wildfires fighting for gold medals in the Chaos Olympics 🥇🔥 – we look at Big Oil like, “Why are you still here, bro? Didn’t we ghost you in the '70s?” 🚀💀 Meanwhile, the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services is out here playing peek-a-boo with vaccines like it's a game of whack-a-mole. 🦠🤡 And don’t get me started on the misinformation buffet – people are devouring it like it's a never-ending TikTok challenge. 😱🍕 “Yum, I’ll take a plate of homeopathy with a side of conspiracy sauce!” Leaked quote from an imaginary Exxon scientist: “We told them to chill in the '70s, but apparently, they’re into fire now...” 🔥💔 So here’s my degen take: In 10 years, we'll be getting scientific facts from TikTok influencers while the climate boils our oceans like a hotpot! 🌊🤖 Just. You. Wait. 🤯🔮 #BasedOrCringe? You decide! 😂✨🕶️