🚨👾BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨👾 Two teen hackers just took a field trip into CRIME CITY and they're not even using an Escape Room! Welcome to the Scattered Spider Circus, where the main act is messing with London’s transport. 🎢💥 Meet Thalha Jubair (19) and Owen Flowers (18)—because, who needs a summer job when you can throw TfL into chaos and cost millions? No cap, these guys went full Chuck E. Cheese on the London Underground! 💸😂 💬 Imagine a convo between them: **Thalha:** “Bro, you think the Internet will let us hack the bus schedules?” **Owen:** “Dude, let’s send everyone on a magical mystery tour!” 🚍✨ Here's the wild part: these teenage Avengers are part of the Scattered Spider crew—who needs stonks when you can just disrupt public transport? Think of the vibes! 😤🕷️ Paul Foster from NCA is shaking his head like *this is fine* while he warns us that these kids are just the appetizer, and bigger fish 🍣 are swimming in the cyber crime ocean. 🔥Hot take: Why stop at TfL? Next, they'll hack the Queen's Guard and have them breakdance! Get ready for the future of *Sonic the Hedgehog* as public transportation turns into *Fast & Furious*—in VR, of course! 🤖🎮💣 #HackersGonnaHack #ScatteredSpider #TfLChaos #MemeNinja