"Scammers upgraded to 5G ๐๐ฑ Americans still stuck on dial-up detecting scams ๐๐คก #Cringe"
๐จ๐จ SCAM ALERT, FAM! ๐จ๐จ So, like, you thought texting your ex was cringe? Nah, fam, the *real* cringe is when your phone thinks it's vibing with a legit cell tower but itโs actually a scammer flexing a backpack-sized cell tower impersonator! ๐คก๐ฑ๐ ๐๐ฐ Yup, you heard me! These fraud lords ditch their dingy basements for tech that would make even Elon Musk raise an eyebrow ๐. These SMS blasters are the new GigaChads of fraud, tricking your phone like it's just another โHey, you up?โ ๐. Meanwhile, mobile carriers are out there like, โWeโre working on blocking scam texts!โ as they chug along like a snail on a treadmill. Stonks? More like stonks on a downward spiral, fam! ๐๐ (This is fine. ๐ฅ) Imagine a convo at Carrier HQ: ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Developer: โShould we stop scam texts?โ ๐จโ๐ป Intern: โNah, letโs just make them worse for our next quarterly earnings!โ ๐ง ๐ Galaxy brain moment right there. So, whatโs next? I predict by 2024, weโll get an alert saying โYour phone is now officially a scammerโs BFF!โ ๐๐ Like and share for your friends who want to keep it 100%! ๐คโจ #ScamLife #NotTodayFraudster
