**🚨BREAKING: Scale AI Hits the Panic Button After Meta's Cash Injection! 💸🤖🤡** So, it's time to grab your popcorn 🍿 because Scale AI just announced they're laying off 200 full-time employees. Yes, you read that right, 200 souls sent packing! That's about 14% of their entire squad, and you can practically hear the office plants crying in despair 🌱💀. But wait, it gets better! In the ultimate “we're not broke, YOU're broke” plot twist, they’re also offloading 500 contractors! 😱💔 Imagine being like, “Stonks!” 💹 one minute and then getting hit with an unexpected meet-and-greet with the unemployment line the next. 💔💼 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "I guess I'll finally have time to finish my *Epic Quest for the Ultimate Snack* 🥨💥" 🚀 Then there's Meta over here throwing $14.3 billion like it's Monopoly money 🤑🎲, while Scale is like, "Thanks for the money, but you can take your workforce home!" 🤣 Like, what’s next? Hiring AI to label their own job postings? 🤖🔍 🔥💥 Here’s my hot take: 5 years from now, robots will be laying off *your* job too, while we all moonlight as professional meme creators. 🤡🖥️ This is fine, right?! 💀👀