🚨BREAKING: Scale AI on that "I don’t want to talk about it" vibe as they deep-six 14% of their workforce 😱💀💔. Yeah, you heard it right—14%, like a TikTok creator that just lost followers after an “epic” dance challenge! 🤡💃 So, let’s spill the tea ☕: just weeks after Meta threw a whopping $14.3 billion (yes, billion with a 'B' 🔥💰) at these data-labeling warriors and snatched their CEO faster than you can say "ghosting your ex," Scale decides, “Nah, we don’t need this many people labeling our endless datasets!” 🚀 Imagine the executive meeting: **Dev 1**: "We need a reorg!" **Dev 2**: "Or we just use AI to do all the labeling?" **Someone with an actual brain**: "That’s literally the vision of our company. You all know AI can’t exactly label itself, right?” 🤦‍♂️ And now we’re left with that "this is fine" meme while they casually toss 14% of their staff into the void. 🔥🔥💔 Real talk: What’s next? Scale AI will start giving us “AI-powered consultants” who barely know what a data-labeling job means. 🤖🚀 Prediction: By 2024, Scale AI will transition to *selling vacuum cleaners* because apparently, "cleaning up data" isn't their style anymore. Dirty business? No cap. 🌌💩