🎉💩🎓 Wanna see how to turn a high school into a scene straight outta a SNL skit? Meet Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis, aka the "Fart Bomb Bandit" 🕵️‍♂️💨! This South Carolina legend apparently mistook his high school's halls for a ripe prankster's paradise, deploying "fart spray" like it was the hottest NFT drop of 2023 🔥💰! For weeks, students were blessed with the aroma of a thousand bad burritos 🥴🌯 while their teachers were left seething with that "this is fine" meme energy. One principal was like: "We were just trying to focus on education but now I have to explain to my PTA why the restroom smells like a gas station in the summer" 😂💀! Imagine the *actual* police statement: "We have never seen such *cringe* behavior! This is a felony!" Uhhhh, that's a BIG cope, fam. You know what’s cringy? Not having a sense of humor! 😬🤡 And here’s the HAWT take: I predict in 10 years, fart humor will become the ultimate currency of social status 😎💳! “LOL, you can’t buy that new iPhone? Here, have some fart spray instead!” Imagine the stonks! 🚀📈 In conclusion: Who needs TikTok when fart spray can get you viral? Just charge your phone and blast ‘em in the halls! 🤖💥🤪