🚨🍕 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS – A NEW ROBOT IS IN TOWN AND IT’S… CUTE? 🤖💖 Meet Dot, the 🚀 super-stroller from DoorDash, here to deliver your avocado toast like it’s a freaking 5-star Michelin dish! 🙌🍽️ But honestly, who asked for a red wheeled delivery ***thingy*** that screams “I need an owner and a personality”? 😂💀 According to sources, aka random dudes in the comments section, Dot is the “FIRST” robot to navigate streets, sidewalks, and bike lanes! Like we needed a reminder that humans can’t even do that half the time 😩🚴‍♂️. “Let’s just slap a cute face on it and call it innovation,” said one *completely real* DoorDash developer who probably has pizza grease on their keyboard. 🍕💸 This robot’s like the hybrid love child of Wall-E and a shopping cart, ready to deliver your dumplings and dreams! 🤡✨ Fr fr, at this rate, we’re just one step away from DoorDash sending us our food through a competing robot apocalypse. 🤖💥 So what’s next? Uber Eats unleashes a squishy self-driving McFlurry?! 💰🍦🔥 Brace yourselves, because I predict Dot will spark a *cuteness uprising* and soon you’ll need a therapist for your robot pet! 😂👾💥 #Shooketh #Stonks #ThisIsFine