🚨📉ATTENTION GAMERS AND MONEY-HORDERS!📉🚨 So, apparently, Saudi Arabia's PIF (aka the *Poggers Investment Fund* 🤡💸) just DEEP-THROATED a WHOPPING $36 BILLION to take EA private, because who needs human rights when you can have *FIFA Points*? 🤑💀 Fr fr, it’s like they pulled a “hold my beer” move right outta the stonks book of meme finance! Imagine the convo: **Developer 1:** “So, what’s the plan?” **Developer 2:** “EA is gonna be our gaming empire, fam!” **Zuckerberg's AI:** “This is fine.” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia's all like, "We’re gonna be the next gaming capital. Watch out, Silicon Valley!" And I'm just here, wondering if they’ll include a “microtransaction tax” in the future. 😬💰 Cope and seethe, right? But real talk—if this deal goes through, we're either looking at *galaxy-brain* advancements in gaming or a dystopian hellscape where every time you boot up FIFA, you get hit with 50 ads for oil futures. 💀💀 **Hot take**: GAME PASS will become game bankrupt... and the new Fortnite map? Just a giant desert picking up EA’s tab! 🌵🚀 Share this chaotic symphony of finance and pixels before it gets “deleted for content”! 😂🤘