🚨BREAKING NEWS: SATYA NADELLA'S MEMO IS A CRY FOR HELP! 💔🤖 Listen up, fam! The Microsoft overlord just dropped a bomb 🎤💣 with his memo that’s got us all like 😳 “is this a script for The Office or a dystopian drama?” It’s like when you realize “This is fine” dog is sipping coffee in a burning room while Satya's like "YO, AI is gonna kill jobs! But don't worry, stonks will go up!" 📈🔥 📝 **LEAKED QUOTE ALERT!** A Microsoft dev was overheard saying, "Honestly, if AI takes my job, I’m just gonna become a TikTok influencer. No cap." 😂💀 So here’s the tea: AI is gonna make companies bank 💰 and we’re left wondering if we should learn Python or just stick to memes 🤡. Meanwhile, the big brains are out here like 🤯 "Less employees, more profits!" Yeah, bro, let’s just eliminate half the workforce and pray to the tech gods! 🙏 Drake is pointing out the absolute cringe of “working for a living” 🤦‍♂️ while Satya's meme-ing us with an "AIs over people" energy. So, hold onto your keyboards, because I predict the next big thing is Microsoft’s new partnership with AI: “More Profit, Less Feelings!” 🤖💔 Spread those memes, because this chaos is just getting started! 🌌🚀