🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has officially transformed into an ancient ghost whispering about the dark fate of tech giants past! 👻💻💔 In a recent employee town hall (a.k.a. "the haunted house of regrets"), Satya confessed to feeling like the ghost of DEC's past is lurking around Redmond like it went full "This is Fine" meme. 🔥🤡 Imagine him sitting there, staring into the abyss and saying, "Our industry is full of scary stories. Like, have you heard of DEC? Yikes!" 🚀💀 Look, Microsoft may be dropping AI hot takes like a high schooler with a TikTok addiction, but let's be real, fam: if their AI strategy is as sketchy as my last online date 👀, they might just end up as another chapter in "What Happened to Those Guys?" 📚💔 One imaginary dev was reportedly found in a dark corner muttering, “Nadella really thinks we can beat Google’s AI with a flashy Surface Pro? Ha! Stonks? More like cringes!” 🤡💰💭 So here’s my red-hot take: by 2025, Microsoft is gonna pivot to being the world's first AI-powered digital ghost tour company. 👻💼🌌 Get ready for haunted holograms of Bill Gates giving tours on how to not be forgotten! 🔮🔥 #SpookyStonks #AzureZeus