🌌📡 Yo fam, you ever wanted to be a *spy* without the whole “training” and “ethics” thing? 👀💸 Well, it turns out you just need $800 worth of gear and some satellite eavesdropping skills! 💀✨ Researchers just did the absolute *most* — they tapped into a buffet of unencrypted calls and texts floating through the cosmic void, and guess what?! 🍔📞 We’re talking T-Mobile customers spilling their tea AND U.S. military convos! 🤝💬 “Hey, did you get the memo about the secret mission?” *silence* 📅🤭 One dev said, “I thought it was a prank. I was like, fr fr, how is it 2023 and we’re still using *plaintext* for military ops?!” 🤡💥 Like, this is basically the tech equivalent of leaving your front door wide open while yelling your ENTIRE life story in the street. 🤦‍♂️ So, here's the *real* vibe check: This is a STONKS moment for hackers, but a *cringe* facepalm for cybersecurity! 😬💣 If you’re not using encryption, you’re basically inviting memes and hackers into your DMs. 🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: In 2024, expect a reality show where hackers compete to steal the most embarrassing secrets from satellites... "Who's gonna get cancelled first?!" 😱🚀💰 #SatelliteSecrets #ThisIsFine