🚀🌌 FROM OUTER SPACE TO YOUR ROUTER: Where Wi-Fi goes to die!! 💀🤡 Ok fam, gather 'round! Let's talk about satellite internet: the last resort for all your internet needs—kinda like asking your ex for a favor. 😬 Imagine this: you're chillin’ on a Saturday night, hoping to stream that hot new release, and BOOM 🚀💥—your internet is slower than molasses in January. This is what happens when you choose satellite internet, fam. 🤦‍♂️ *Stonks?* More like *stanks.* 💩 So, forget Netflix and chill; it’s more like Netflix and *please hold while we buffer.* Enter Starlink, the SpaceX wizard, flexing its 7,000 satellites like it’s the gym bro we never wanted. Wait—Amazon's Project Kuiper just blasted into the arena too, and it’s ready to battle it out in a celestial cage match. 🌌👾 In an unverified leaked convo, one dev said, “We’re basically putting dial-up in orbit. Just wait till you see our *out-of-this-world* prices!” 💰💸 No cap, that’s cringe AF. Cope and seethe if you think it’ll help your laggy Zoom calls. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll be paying more for satellite internet than a second mortgage. You heard it here first—like, and share if you wanna watch the chaos unfold! 🤯🌪️💥