🎉💀 BREAKING: Satechi Just Dropped a "Hockey Puck" for Your Phone! 🤡🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Satechi just hit us with an *absolute unit* of tech with their new 7-in-1 Multiport Adapter (aka the MagSafe Puck of Doom)! 🤖 Imagine if a hockey puck had a love child with a Swiss Army knife... but the baby’s only power is to connect ALL the things while you yell at your phone. Like fr, can we talk about how this fire-forged monstrosity is gonna be the chat of the tech world? 💰 For a casual $59.99, this bad boy boasts a **4K/60Hz HDMI port**, a gigabit ethernet port (because why use Wi-Fi 🤡), and even an SD card reader that supports cards up to 2TB! Like, is this adapter a tech wizard? NOW YOU CAN USE YOUR PHONE TO POWER ALL YOUR DREAMS! 🚀 🚫 Pro tip: Don’t ask Siri to charge your phone with it; she’s in the corner seething and coping after this drop. 👀 "Lmao, I just wanted to play Candy Crush!" - Average User But wait, there’s more! The magnets are meant to ensure it sticks to your phone like a bad date! This is gonna be the most *cringe* accessory ever, and it’s about to become a TikTok meme classic. 👀🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we will ALL have phones so overloaded with ports that they’ll become their own motherboards, and we’ll literally just *plug into* the matrix. You heard it here first, boss! 💥🧠 #SatechiLife #TechSavvy凹(¬‿¬)凹