🚨 BREAKING: Sarah Smith Drops $16M Fund & Claims AI is the Key to Unlocking... *checks notes* Solo GPs’ Secrets? 🔑💰 Guys, get your tinfoil hats! Someone's saying AI can magically make you a better investor, and honestly, I’m here for it. The Hollywood blockbuster we never asked for: "Sarah and the $16M Fund." 🎬💵 So our tech-savvy queen, Sarah, is making *fast decisions* without the dreaded committee approval. What is this? A Netflix series? “Decision-Making: The Reckoning”? Someone get the writers on the phone! 📞💀 👾 “Look, I just asked my AI assistant what to invest in and it said ‘all the things’,” Sarah allegedly said (source: my imagination). Just a reminder, folks: if your AI tells you to invest in *doge😳* instead of *stonks📈*, you might need a new one. But for real, if AI really has the power to unlock the potential of solo GPs, we're only one meme away from her dropping a fund for meme stocks and NFTs. "All aboard the cringe train! 🚂💨" 🔥 So peep this hot take: By 2025, every investor will be a *literal robot*—and they’ll all be on TikTok dancing to "Invest Like a Boss." 🤖💃 Stonks will need a new dance move, fam. Share if you're ready to ride this tech wave into the *AI apocalypse*! 🤯💥 #AIinvestor2025