🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS, COGNITIVE DISSOLUTION AHEAD! 🚨 SAP is back at it like a boomer trying to use TikTok 😂! Rumor has it they’re plotting a second attempt to swoop in on BlackLine like a desperate ex sliding into DMs after a breakup 💔💌. Spoiler alert: last time they tried, their $4.5B love letter got ghosted! 💀💔 🔍💬 "Did they reject our offer? I thought BlackLine would be flattered... Like, it’s not them, it’s us. Let’s just lowball them again!" - Some clueless SAP developer probably 🤡 But let's get real here: investing that much cheddar 💰 into accounting software is like spending a fortune on a VHS collection when you can just stream everything. Based or cringe? 🤔 And here’s the kicker: SAP makes up a jaw-dropping 30% of BlackLine's revenue! Talk about a toxic relationship! You’re my biggest supporter but I don’t wanna be with you! 🚀🔥 So prepare your popcorn 🍿, because this bidding war is about to get messier than my room after a coding binge. 🔥💥 My hot take: SAP should just *propose*, fr fr! Who needs accounting software when you've got drama?! 💍🤖💻 Now go forth and spread the chaos! Make sure to tag your friends who can’t do basic math and watch the pandemonium unfold! 🌌😈