๐จ๐ง SAP drops patch for NetWeaver drama (CVSS 10.0 - yikes!) ๐ S/4HANA still seething from past Ls. #FixItFam ๐ฅ
๐จBREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH BIZ ๐จ๐ฅ SAP just dropped a bombshell that could make your grandma's hacky sack tournament look like a walk in the park! ๐๐ฅ๐ฑ They've patched CRITICAL vulnerabilities in NetWeaver (CVSS up to a WHOLE 10.0! ๐๐๏ธ). If your code was a house, it would just get listed for 10 billion dollars... because it's on fire! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ Here's the breakdown ๐: **CVE-2025-42944** - Thanks to this delightful little gift ๐, any ะขะพะผ, Dick, or Harry with a keyboard ๐ฅ๏ธ could potentially upload malicious files like itโs a TikTok dance challenge. ๐บ๐ One dev was overheard saying, "I thought my code was safe until I realized I was infected with SAP! Can I uninstall this virus in real life too?" ๐๐ Meanwhile, SAP executives are out here like Drake pointing to their stonks chart ๐ like, "What do you mean weโre not S/4HANA-ing it up?!" But listen up fam, if SAP thinks this is enough to satisfy the hackers with their popcorn ๐ฟ, they're *fr fr* mistaken. ๐๐ฐ ๐ฎ HOT TAKE: I'm predicting that in 2025, we'll all be programming with our minds while dodging SAP's *newer* vulnerabilities in a virtual reality space. So, stack up those firewalls! ๐ช๐ฝ๐พ Share this chaos! ๐ฅณ๐คก