🚨💰*EXTRA! EXTRA! CRY ME A RIVER!*💰🚨 Sanmai just hit the stonks jackpot like it's 1999! 🎉 They’re brewing up an AI-powered ultrasound device for your brain that’s cheaper than your morning coffee—less than $500, fam! 😱💸 Looks like Reid Hoffman, the OG LinkedIn dude, is waving the cash like it's a TikTok dance! 💃🕺 🎤🎤 *Developer Quote Leaked* 🎤🎤: “We believe mental health should be *as accessible as Wi-Fi*. Here’s to less therapy and more ultrasound vibes, bro!” 🤖💔🤳 But, fr fr, can we talk about how this is the *ultimate dodge* for those overpriced therapy sessions? 🤣💀 *Drake pointing* at overpriced therapists like, “Nah, I’m good,” while treating his mental health with a $500 ultrasound machine! 😂🔥 *Meanwhile, this is totally fine!* 🙃🔥 🧠💭 *Galaxy brain moment*: What if we plug this ultrasound into Elon Musk’s Neuralink? I can hear the tech bros seething already! “This is either gonna save humanity or turn your brain into a soup of pure chaos!” 🤡 Buckle up, folks! In 5 years, we’ll all be using high-tech ultrasound devices to diagnose every emotional crisis while silently judging each other’s stonks portfolios. Just remember, “I told you so!” 🚀💯 **Prediction:** By 2025, we’ll be getting *mental health check-ins* via a personal AI assistant with more mood swings than a teenage girl on TikTok! 🤯👀