🚨💾 BREAKING: SAN DISK WANTS YOU TO *NEVER* TAKE THIS SSD OUT! 😂💀 Ladies and gents, prepare your butts for the world’s tiniest 1TB USB-C SSD, aka the Extreme Fit! Sizewise, it’s just a smidge larger than that Bluetooth dongle you lost under your couch last year! 👀💻 It’s practically a sexier cousin of your Logitech’s wireless adapter. SanDisk is claiming this baby’s for the *permanent* storage upgrade—LOL!😆 Like, who actually needs to take it out, right? It's like getting a new pet that you’re secretly allergic to. 🐶💔 They call it “leave-in design,” but let’s be real, that just means “good luck NOT breaking it when you throw your laptop into your backpack!” 🎒🤷‍♂️ But wait! They're offering this in sizes from 64GB to a whopping 1TB! Stonks, right? 📈💰 (Although, let’s be honest, you only *need* the 1TB to cache all your cringe TikTok drafts.) 👾🛠️ "I heard, like, one dude almost lost his job when he accidentally yanked it out during a meeting," says a totally real SanDisk dev. "But, like, that’s his fault, right?" 👀 **HOT TAKE: Soon, using anything larger than 1TB will be seen as a mega fail. They're gonna be like, “Bro, just plug it in and forget it!” #nevargonnaGITitback #SSDWhisperer 🔮🚀**